Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes is a joke shop in Diagon Alley owned by Fred and George Weasley. It sells practical joke objects, such as Extendable Ears, a Reusable Hangman, and Fred and George's special WonderWitch products, such as Love Potions, ten-second pimple remover, and Pygmy Puffs. There is also a section of Muggle magic tricks "for freaks like Dad", which are said to do steady business, despite not being big sellers.

We Sell
* Skiving Snackbox - A Skiving Snackbox is a range of sweets to make the user ill. The user develops strange symptoms depending on the type of snack eaten. The purpose of these was to make a student appear unable to stay in class. Most came in two color-coded parts: one that would cause the malady, and one that would heal the pupil once they had left class. They include: Fainting Fancies, Fever Fudge, Nosebleed Nougat, Puking Pastilles
*Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs - unstoppable fireworks that violently explode when hit by a stunning spell and multiply at any attempt to vanish them. These include a shocking pink-wheel, fire-breathing dragons, sparklers that spell out profanity, rockets with long tails of silver stars, and standard firecrackers. When any two types collide, they make new effects. Include Basic Blaze Box and Deflagration Deluxe.
* Canary Creams - temporarily transfigures the user into a canary.
*Ton-Tongue Toffee - when eaten, they cause the tongue to rapidly swell and turn purple.
* Edible Dark Marks - "They'll make anyone sick!"
* Extendable Ears - used to hear voices at the other end of the ear.
* Headless Hats - make the wearer's head invisible (along with the hat itself).
* Muggle magic tricks/pranks - for "freaks like their dad".
* Portable Swamp - creates a swamp when used.
* Quills - in Self-Inking, Spell-Checking and Smart-Answer varieties.
* Punching telescopes - when squeezed, gives the user a black eye which is almost impossible to remove.
* Reusable Hangman - "Spell It Or He'll Swing".
* Trick wands - turn into a variety of unexpected things when waved.
* U-No-Poo - a causative product with a name meant to parody "You-Know-Who" (causes constipation).
* Patented Daydream Charms, virtually undetectable highly realistic thirty-minute daydreams. (side-effects can be: slight drooling and a dazed expression, Not for sale for wizards under 16.
* Anti Gravity Hats - "Ruin a gentleman's day by making his hat fly away!"
* Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder When thrown into the air, this powder covers everything around it in darkness, which cannot be penetrated by spells like Lumos or Incendio, although the Hand of Glory can be used to see through it.
* Shield Hats, Cloaks and Gloves used by the Ministry of Magic for deffence against enemy forces, using a Shield Charm.
* Decoy Detonators, when dropped they run away and explode out of sight, giving the person a diversion if necessary.